PROPOSED ATOMCK/CEMENTIMENTAL D-BEAT PROJECT

We just got an email from these two SNR artistes stating they intend to record a 'terrible' new D-beat hardcore punk album, and they are just looking for the right name.

So far we have come up with the following:

DISHARD

DISMOUNT

DISINTEREST

DISTARD

DISTRO

DISTROY

DISBEAT

DISSENTRY

DISTANT

DISDOOM

DISTEND

DISPEPSIA

DISLEXIA

And the possibly game-chaning THISCHARGE.

Please let us know what you think/ any new ideas.

God save the Queen and all that old shoes...

Spider Kitten - To Let The Winter In

3 tracks of heartbreakingly sad Christmas Doom.

Atomçk - aborted split with HORSE VOMIT bootleg

In May 2009 Atomçk recorded what was intended to be a split 12" with legendary London noise supergroup Horse Vomit. 12 tracks were written and (mostly) recorded inside of a week. 18 months or procrastination and computer fails followed. Here is probably the closest thing to a final mix that will ever emerge. If Atomçk were the Beach Boys, this would be their "Smile" (with laziness and hard drive corruption in place of drugs and mental instability). Features shoulda been classic "Tim Drage - The Opera", guest starring all of Spider Kitten on vocals and saxaphone.

SNORK MAIDEN - WE SELL MILK

It's been a quiet summer at Sharp Noodle towers as most of the "real" bands involved have been touring, recording and stuff. To make up for the long posting absence here's something good:

The second opus in the Snorks' twenty x three trilogy. 20 tracks of lofi electronica, mongpop, chiptune prog, bongpunk, tragicomic-core and other made up micro-genres. Neck and neck with Cake Artistry Centre for being their best work, this one is slightly more bathbong-frazzled.

Spider Kitten - Science Insults Your Intelligence

Controversial beliefs and great tone combine in this release as The Spider Kittens return to their ambient metal roots.

Spider Kitten - Twin Obscenities / Semi Auto Construct

In this 7 incher Spider Kitten autoacoustically rework some old songs assisted by Luke Oram of Atomck on guitar and Banjo. Not for the STOUTHEARTED.

Snork Maiden - 50 minutes of shit

Album #2 from wALdo muffinstuffer, esquire and Count Linus Michael Fitness-Centre III, recorded May 2001. This one does exactly what it says on the tin.