Linus Fitness-Centre - Crap Mammals

Because no one demanded it - a distinctly unmetal solo album by Snork Maiden's Linus Fitness-Centre (not to be confused with the one in Atomck). Ten tracks of under-written, overly compressed electrotosh, blending nice old synths with stupid video game noises, while Mr Fitness whines about some nerdy crap. Recorded during the winter of 2010-11, this album would have been longer but for the obligatory Sharp Noodle computer malfunction rendering it mercifully brief.

Thinking with Sand - in situ

3rd EP from the ultra-slack shoegaze losers. Waves of guitar sizzle, endless reverb, twinkling synths and head-raping noise. Originally packaged in a envelope and given away free at the Joy Collective Xmas party on 27th December 2007. Now yours to enjoy direct from the intermaweb!

Octofelis - Cocaine and Monstertruckz

Do you like industrial music? No, not that kind of industrial music. Nor that kind. Nope not that kind either...you know...the kind where it's all rave stabs and ZZ Top samples and non-sensical lyrics about fetishes and drugs and that. No? Oh well...

Chi Lameo - The White Album

Picture the scene: You're at home, alone. It's the evening, maybe around 8pm. You've had dinner (waffles and beans), a few beers, you're relaxed. There's nothing on TV, so you decided to listen to some music. No Death Metal because it doesn't suit your current mood. Then it hits you...The White Album. You haven't given that a spin for a while. You can't even remember how most of Side 3 goes anymore. Yes, this will be a good evening's listening. A worthwhile audio treat from 1968. Then, of course, dissapointment and anger as you realise you've put on this version by Spider Kitten frontman Chi, instead of the original.

Octofelis - Green Rince

Ptew is the technical BOFFIN behind Spider Kitten's eerie synths and more. Described by Fashionista Afficianardo as "BOY GENIUS SCALES GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE" Ptew knows his onions. This release is essentially a mix of all the BANGING ELECTRO he made in 2004. Turn it up loud and spazz round your living room. Go on!