Spider Kitten - Making Paradise Possible

So, Jonestown, right? That was pretty fucked up. Not exactly the sort of thing you'd want to base a 30 minute album on right? Well SK did it anyway. It sounds kinda like if Flipper did prog.

PROPOSED ATOMCK/CEMENTIMENTAL D-BEAT PROJECT

We just got an email from these two SNR artistes stating they intend to record a 'terrible' new D-beat hardcore punk album, and they are just looking for the right name.

So far we have come up with the following:

DISHARD

DISMOUNT

DISINTEREST

DISTARD

DISTRO

DISTROY

DISBEAT

DISSENTRY

DISTANT

DISDOOM

DISTEND

DISPEPSIA

DISLEXIA

And the possibly game-chaning THISCHARGE.

Please let us know what you think/ any new ideas.

God save the Queen and all that old shoes...

Spider Kitten - Routine

More Nirvana worship from Spider Kitten. Imagine In Utero without the unnecessarily loud drums. It's a nice thought, isn't it?

Spider Kitten - Driven Men

If you've ever thought that Nirvana's Nevermind could've done with being a touch heavier and a bit less well produced, you're in for a treat.

Science Bastard - Alive for the BBC

The 2nd recording from the Newport noise-punk-popsters, the final to feature their original lineup. Recorded live from the Swn Festival at Chapter Arts Centre for Adam Walton's BBC Wales radio show. Only a few hour after the performance, bassist "Count Jimshnackh" murdered guitarist "Euronlinus" after a dispute over a contract for New State Radium recordings. The surving members continue as trio. Expect new music in a few months. Jimshnackh is currently serving a 21 year sentence in Norway, producing crap ambient albums and inept far right literature from his cell.

Stupid Neighbour Scum Dog - Won't Shut Up

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

Angry Recipient - S/T

Debut release from short lived Grungefuck idiots. More raw than ODB's steaks.

Chuck Brogan Jr - Sour Mash

Chuck Brogan is a mean sonabitch from Lincoln, New Mexico. This album was created in tribute to him. He is a low down dirty rotten no good 2-bit bum and if he knew about this release he'd be fucking livid. So, by all means, enjoy these seven tracks of whisky sodden country punk, but, whatever the fuck you do, don't tell Chuck!

BRONZE AGE MILLIONAIRE - CHINESE YEAR OF THE BEARD

Flash-in-the-pan casio-garage-punk twats finally cough up a release. The first half was recorded in spring 2005. After this the band split due to chief creative visionary Moore-o The Eye leaving to write, direct and star in hit BBC television show Torchwood. They reformed in spring 2006 to half-finish the job. BAM then split for good(?) that summer following a violent clash with fellow Newport scenesters frommars over alledged allegations made in top-ten single "frommars are cocks". CHINESE YEAR OF THE BEARD is a testament to what can be achieved with cheap instruments when fueled with cheaper drugs.