Spider Kitten - Science Insults Your Intelligence

Controversial beliefs and great tone combine in this release as The Spider Kittens return to their ambient metal roots.

Spider Kitten - Twin Obscenities / Semi Auto Construct

In this 7 incher Spider Kitten autoacoustically rework some old songs assisted by Luke Oram of Atomck on guitar and Banjo. Not for the STOUTHEARTED.

Snork Maiden - 50 minutes of shit

Album #2 from wALdo muffinstuffer, esquire and Count Linus Michael Fitness-Centre III, recorded May 2001. This one does exactly what it says on the tin.

SNORK MAIDEN - STATiC TRAiN BREAD FiGHT!

So you enjoyed the last Snork opus, Cake Artistry Centre, yeah, and you'd probably like to hear more of their wonky electro pop, right? Unfortunately this here is their 1st album - 13 tracks of tape hiss smeared fx pedal bashing, recorded down a telephone line into broken 4-track in 2001. SO FUCK YOU.

VARAN THE UNBELIEVABLE - CHICKMAS

Vintage Newport harsh noise. An accidental Snork Maiden side project, formed for a birthday party in 2004. VARAN thereafter became active whenever the members' "real" bands were feeling particularly lazy. Most of these tracks have been available on myspace since 2006, but now you can damage your hearing at a higher bitrate!

Thinking with Sand - sex funeral

Brand new web-only e.p. from the hyperlazy newport noisepopniks; 2 very slack years in the making. Like blowing a hair dryer into your ear in Wookey Hole on MDMA.

Spider Kitten - Routine

More Nirvana worship from Spider Kitten. Imagine In Utero without the unnecessarily loud drums. It's a nice thought, isn't it?